2025年11月12日 星期三

From Self-Mastery to Enterprise Leadership: 99 Drucker Principles for the Evolving Manager

 

From Self-Mastery to Enterprise Leadership: 99 Drucker Principles for the Evolving Manager

Peter F. Drucker’s foundational work defines management not merely as a set of techniques for achieving efficiency, but as the specific organ of modern institutions and the leadership group of a society dependent on organizations. Drucker’s insights guide the executive through a necessary career evolution, progressing from managing personal effectiveness to leading subordinates, and finally to mastering the complexities of the overall enterprise.

This detailed paper synthesizes 99 core pieces of Drucker's advice, charting the essential principles required for success across the three critical stages of a managerial career: Manager of Self, Manager of Others, and Manager of Managers.


Stage I: Manager of Self (MOS) – The Foundation of Personal Effectiveness (33 Advises)

The first step in management is self-management, as managing others is "iffy," but one can always manage oneself. Personal performance, integrity, and career planning are the core pillars of this stage.

Personal Performance and Mindset

  1. Always manage oneself, or at least try, recognizing that this is the primary area where success is within individual control.
  2. Understand that management is most effectively done by example, not by preaching or policy, as associates will do as the boss does.
  3. Commit to continuous learning and self-development, using organized feedback to improve performance.
  4. Focus on making one’s strengths productive, avoiding the futile attempt to build primarily upon weaknesses.
  5. Ensure personal integrity of character is the single required quality a manager must bring to the job, as it cannot be learned and is essential for developing others.
  6. Ask: "How can I, and we in my organization, use this idea or these insights to perform more effectively?".
  7. Recognize that information is the manager’s main tool and capital.
  8. Define the information you need yourself; do not leave this critical task to the mythical "information specialist".
  9. Be workaholic, expecting work to be challenging and demanding, particularly as a young professional.
  10. View the organization employing you as your tool to achieve your own ends in life and work.

Ethics and Prudence

  1. Practice the Ethics of Prudence: shun actions that cannot easily be understood, explained, or justified.
  2. Accept that the leader's primary ethical obligation is to give the example of right behavior.
  3. Seek self-fulfillment through self-discipline and self-respect, striving to become the "superior man" rather than accepting mediocrity.
  4. Ensure that any decision or action is sound in expediency (short-term) as well as in long-range objective and principle.
  5. If faced with an ethical conflict, remember the professional's first responsibility: primum non nocere ("Above all, not knowingly to do harm").

Work, Time, and Career Planning

  1. Learn to organize and express ideas in writing and speaking, as the written or spoken word is the only tool managers have to motivate and guide people.
  2. Organize time well by planning and thinking before acting, focusing on thinking through the areas where objectives should be set.
  3. Spend time thinking through the boss’s problems and how to contribute to the success of the superior, considering this a part of the manager's job.
  4. If you are a young manager, accept that continued self-development and advanced education are necessary to stand out in the crowded market.
  5. If you are starting out, decide early if you thrive in secure routine work or prefer work challenging the imagination and ingenuity.
  6. Determine if you belong in a large organization (policies/channels, remote effectiveness) or a small one (personal contacts, immediate effectiveness).
  7. Choose deliberately whether to start at the bottom of the hierarchy or in a staff position near the top (which offers exposure to top deliberations but is inherently insecure).
  8. If aiming for rapid promotion, recognize the demographic pressures and the need to be "near the top" by age thirty-five.
  9. Be realistic about compensation: always take a raise in lieu of a promotion, but never the reverse, as genuine promotion includes higher pay.
  10. Develop a major outside interest to ensure maturity, effectiveness, and resistance against the setbacks inherent in any career.
  11. If a job proves too small to challenge and test your abilities, recognize that this will quench your "fire" and lead to decline; redesign the job or be prepared to leave.
  12. When preparing for career continuation (e.g., prior to mandatory retirement at 65), start preparation at least six months, but rarely more than one year, in advance.
  13. Be open to a second career change in your mid-forties, when pension is usually vested and you know what you are good at.
  14. As a knowledge worker, understand that you are paid for putting knowledge to work, requiring you to think through and review your contributions rather than focusing solely on effort.
  15. As a knowledge worker, recognize that you must be able to do your own planning; separation of planning from doing is inappropriate for knowledge work.
  16. If you are a career professional, focus on making your output (ideas and information) the effective input for othersby avoiding specialized jargon.
  17. As a career professional, accept the role of "teacher" and "educator" for management, helping to raise the organization's vision and standards within your area of expertise.
  18. Understand that the knowledge worker will not produce if managed under Theory X (coercion), as knowledge must be self-directed and requires responsibility.

Stage II: Manager of Others (MOO) – Leading Teams and Knowledge Workers (30 Advises)

The shift to managing others requires translating personal integrity into institutional design, focusing on objectives, and maximizing the productivity of human resources.

Setting Objectives and Motivation

  1. Set clear, specific, spelled-out objectives for each subordinate, defining the performance their unit is supposed to produce.
  2. Ensure objectives spell out the contribution the subordinate unit is expected to make to help other units obtain their objectives.
  3. Ensure managerial results are measured by the contribution they make to the success of the whole enterprise.
  4. Counteract functional specialization by demanding that workmanship be made the means to the end of business performance, not an end in itself.
  5. Avoid management by "crisis" and "drives," recognizing this method is ineffective, misdirects effort, and is an admission of incompetence.
  6. When setting objectives, balance tangible business goals with intangible goals (e.g., manager development, worker performance, public responsibility).
  7. Recognize that the fundamental task in motivation is to substitute management by self-control for management by domination.
  8. Do not use measurements to control people from outside and above; this violates the principle of self-control and is an abuse.
  9. Supply managers with clear and common yardsticks in all key areas of the business.
  10. Ensure information needed for self-measurement goes directly to the subordinate, and is not used solely as a tool of control from above.
  11. Structure management so that subordinates focus on the job demands, not on interpreting the boss’s casual remarks or assumed behaviors.
  12. Implement a formal review process (like the "manager’s letter") where subordinates define their job objectives and list what helps or hampers their performance.

Managing Knowledge Workers and Teams

  1. Ask knowledge workers directly: "What do I... do that helps you in doing what you are being paid for? … What do we do that hampers you?".
  2. Enable knowledge workers to do what they are being paid for by minimizing paperwork and pointless demands on their time.
  3. Systematically conduct an inventory and ranking of major opportunities; then ensure performing people are assigned where the results are, not where organizational demands dictate.
  4. Recognize that motivation and communication require primarily social skill (integration and synthesis) and adherence to the principle of justice.
  5. Foster the understanding that workers want achievement and responsibility (Theory Y), but structure is needed to provide the security of order and direction.
  6. Avoid relying on fear ("the stick") to motivate, as it has lost coercive power in developed countries and causes only resentment.
  7. Use material rewards ("the carrot") cautiously; exclusive reliance on them is self-defeating due to increasing costs and toxic side effects (dissatisfaction over relative pay).
  8. Recognize that a manager must be a "fellow employee" and a superior, lacking the coercive authority of a traditional "master".
  9. Build a team by harmonizing the three major functions of the enterprise: managing a business, managing managers, and managing worker and work.
  10. Ensure managers are willing to listen to subordinates; mutual understanding results from "communications up".

Staffing and Development

  1. When selecting people, always maximize strength rather than trying to minimize weakness.
  2. If a job proves inadequate (defeats two or three successful candidates consecutively), redesign the job, assuming it is "unfit for human beings".
  3. Remove any manager who consistently fails to perform with high distinction, as retaining them is grossly unfair and corrupts the organization.
  4. Accept that star individual contributors (e.g., salespersons, researchers) may earn more money than their unit manager, as performance compensation is crucial in specialized fields.
  5. Understand that developing people is a specific basic operation of management, requiring the manager to strengthen integrity and direct subordinates’ growth.
  6. Recognize that promoting people who are incompetent to manage, solely for reward, is destructive to the organization.
  7. Avoid organizational chaos by keeping the middle ranks lean, sanctioning new activities only if old ones are cut back.
  8. Be prepared to be a human contact, a guide, and a listener for young employees during their first ten years, as the absence of this support causes high turnover.

Stage III: Manager of Managers (MOM) – Leading the Enterprise (36 Advises)

In this stage, the executive is responsible for the overall structure, strategy, and continuity of the institution, often operating as part of top management.

Strategy and Performance Measurement

  1. Measure the performance of today’s management primarily by its ability to prepare the business for the future.
  2. Implement managerial yardsticks in four crucial areas of decision making: capital allocation, people decisions, innovation, and strategic planning.
  3. Organize feedback from capital investments to measure results against expectations, ensuring integrity to face up to actual results.
  4. Measure business planning performance by assessing whether predicted events happened and if the goals set were the right ones in light of actual developments.
  5. Recognize that profit is not the purpose of business, but a limiting factor and the test of the validity of business decisions.
  6. Set objectives in all eight key areas essential for survival: marketing, innovation, human organization, financial resources, physical resources, productivity, social responsibility, and profit requirements.
  7. Define the specific work and assignments of the Board of Directors before discussing its composition.
  8. Require the Board to ensure that top management designs adequate performance yardsticks for itself.
  9. Ensure the board addresses what business the company should not be in, and what should be abandoned to keep the organization "lean and muscular".

Organizational Design and Structure

  1. Keep management levels to the absolute minimum, as every added layer in the chain of command distorts objectives, communication, and management development.
  2. When designing the organization, start by analyzing the key activities where excellence is required or where lack of performance would endanger survival.
  3. Design the organization so that it imposes the smallest possible number of relationships on any given activity, while ensuring crucial relationships are easy and accessible.
  4. Ensure managers are placed high enough to have the authority needed for typical decisions, but low enough to retain detailed, firsthand knowledge of the action.
  5. When designing the knowledge organization, clearly spell out decision authority (who can change the plan, and who can change the changers), recognizing the need for greater devolution of power.
  6. For new middle management structures, focus on responsibility and contribution rather than traditional downward authority.
  7. Clearly separate "Conscience" activities (vision, standard setting, auditing) from operating and advice-giving activities.
  8. When organizing specialized advisory or teaching staff, require them to operate as service institutions by setting objectives and measuring results.
  9. In an innovative organization, organize work from where the company wants to be (the future) back to what must be done now, rather than extending the existing business.

Innovation, Growth, and Financial Management

  1. Treat innovation efforts distinctly; assume the majority will fail, and calculate potential results to be at least three times the needed company objectives.
  2. Separate the financing and control of innovation from ongoing businesses until the innovation is successfully established.
  3. Create an innovative organizational culture by encouraging even junior personnel to bring "wild" ideas to top management for funding and support.
  4. Set a growth goal determined by the minimum growth needed to avoid becoming marginal as the market expands.
  5. Distinguish between desirable growth (strength leading to productivity) and undesirable growth ("fat" or "malignant tumor" purchased at the expense of productivity).
  6. Base a growth strategy on concentration, centering on specific strengths and targets of opportunity created by anticipating changes.
  7. When growing a small- or medium-sized business, anticipate financial structures and resources needed at least two to three years ahead.
  8. Manage the business to satisfy two incompatible requirements during inflation: minimum exposure to loss(minimum cash/maximum short-term debt) and high liquidity (crisis readiness).
  9. Understand the distinction between "producing capital" (fixed assets) and "supporting capital" (working capital), and manage the productivity of each differently.

Leadership Development and External Role

  1. Ensure that top management is developed well ahead of time (approximately five years) to meet the demands of future growth.
  2. Ensure top management has thought through the succession to top management jobs.
  3. Utilize mandatory retirement (e.g., at age 65) as an opportunity for "career continuation" in advisory or project roles, leveraging the senior executive's skills for the company's benefit.
  4. Recognize that top management’s decisive function is political leadership, not merely administration.
  5. Prepare the organization to handle the information explosion by defining who shall have access to what information, following the rule that a manager needs to know everything that pertains to their work and the level immediately above them.
  6. Manage social impacts and social responsibilities by thinking through the role, setting objectives, and performing; avoid treating them merely as public relations issues.
  7. For non-profit institutions, the most essential step is defining what their task is and what it should not be, in order to make them manageable and performing.
  8. Work toward making the elimination of negative social impacts (e.g., pollution) into a profitable business opportunity.
  9. Do not risk the performance capacity of the enterprise by overloading it with social responsibilities that create excessive social overhead costs.

Analogy for Managerial Evolution:

The progression of a manager through these three stages is like developing a complex instrument. First, the individual must achieve Manager of Self, ensuring the instrument is well-tuned and structurally sound (mastering personal ethics, strengths, and time). Next, as Manager of Others, they learn to conduct a small ensemble, translating the instrument's capabilities into coordinated output (setting objectives, motivating teams, coaching knowledge workers). Finally, as Manager of Managers, they must master the orchestration of the entire symphony, designing the concert hall itself (organizational structure), selecting the music (strategy), and ensuring the performance serves the wider community (managing social impacts and securing the future).

2025年11月11日 星期二

只要有茶,就有希望:二戰時期鼓舞英國決心的口號

 

只要有茶,就有希望:二戰時期鼓舞英國決心的口號

在第二次世界大戰最黑暗的時刻,當英國面臨入侵的威脅和轟炸的現實時,食物部(Ministry of Food)採納了一個簡單卻有力的口號:「只要有茶,就有希望。」 (While there is tea, there is hope.) 這句話遠不止是一句安慰人心的格言;它是一次高明的心理宣傳,利用茶深厚的文化意義來維護國家士氣。


為什麼選擇茶作為象徵

儘管茶是一種進口商品,具有固有的物流風險,但將國家士氣口號建立在茶的基礎上,是深思熟慮且非常有效的:

1. 文化獨特性和普遍認同

茶不僅是一種飲品;它是英國人日常生活的基石,一種每天進行多次、超越階級界限的儀式。它象徵著常態、舒適,以及戰爭試圖破壞的家庭寧靜。因此,這個口號能立即引起100%的人口共鳴。本土產品,如蘋果或牛奶,缺乏這種深層、普遍的象徵力量。

2. 希望的心理學

這個口號將一種平凡、可靠的慰藉(茶)與一種抽象的美德(希望)聯繫起來。它暗示著只要能維持最微小、最基本的日常習慣,最終目標——勝利——就仍然可以實現。這是一種經典的「保持冷靜,繼續前進」(Keep Calm and Carry On) 訊息,被濃縮成單一的消費品。

3. 對進口的戰略考量

是的,茶當時仍然高度依賴進口,主要來自印度和錫蘭(今斯里蘭卡)。然而,食物部做出了一個戰略考量:

  • 優先運輸: 茶被視為第一級戰略心理必需品。英國皇家海軍和商船優先運輸茶葉,通常與彈藥和燃料並列。食物部知道,失去茶葉供應對士氣的打擊,將遠大於實際的熱量損失。

  • 現有庫存: 英國維持著大量的茶葉儲備。他們相信可以通過嚴格的定量配給(茶葉確實實施了配給)來管理供應,以確保每個人都能得到最低限度的、能提振士氣的份量。配給本身並沒有引起普遍的士氣低落,因為政府能夠承諾並兌現穩定、儘管量小,的供應。

決策過程

雖然沒有重大、有記錄的「內閣戰爭辯論」來討論茶葉口號的確切措辭,但這個決定來自於食物部的宣傳部門,該部門不斷地創造材料來支持配給和士氣。

  • 食物部 (MoF): 在 伍爾頓勳爵 (Lord Woolton) 等人物的領導下,食物部非常有效地利用流行文化和簡單語言來傳達政策。他們專注於宣傳一種犧牲平等(每個人都得到公平的份額)和家庭足智多謀的訊息。

  • 口號的作者: 這個短語的確切來源通常歸因於宣傳網絡中的次要官員或文案撰寫人,而不是單一的政治人物。它的成功在於其民間智慧的簡潔性,這通常是從協作的、草根的廣告工作中產生的。

缺乏公開辯論或政治動盪表明,這個口號立即被認為是一條極佳的宣傳——它在直覺上是正確的、廣受歡迎,並成功地強化了英國民眾的韌性。


While There Is Tea, There Is Hope: The WWII Slogan That Cupped British Resolve

 

While There Is Tea, There Is Hope: The WWII Slogan That Cupped British Resolve

In the darkest hours of World War II, as Britain faced the threat of invasion and the reality of bombing, the Ministry of Food adopted the simple, yet powerful, slogan: "While there is tea, there is hope." This phrase was far more than a comforting motto; it was a masterful stroke of psychological propaganda that leveraged the deep cultural significance of tea to maintain national morale.


Why Tea Was the Chosen Symbol

The decision to base a national morale slogan on tea, an imported commodity, was deliberate and effective, despite the inherent logistical risks:

1. Cultural Uniqueness and Relatability

Tea was not just a drink; it was the unquestioned foundation of British daily life—a ritual performed multiple times a day, transcending class barriers. It symbolized normalcy, comfort, and the domestic tranquility the war sought to destroy. The slogan was therefore immediately relatable to 100% of the population. A homegrown product, such as apples or milk, lacked this deep, ubiquitous symbolic power.

2. The Psychology of Hope

The slogan connects a mundane, reliable comfort (tea) with an abstract virtue (hope). It implied that as long as the smallest, most essential routines could be maintained, the ultimate goal—victory—remained achievable. It was a classic "Keep Calm and Carry On" message distilled into a single consumable item.

3. Strategic Calculation Regarding Imports

Yes, tea was still heavily dependent on imports, primarily from India and Ceylon (now Sri Lanka). However, the Ministry of Food made a strategic calculation:

  • Priority Shipping: Tea was deemed a Tier 1 strategic psychological necessity. The Royal Navy and merchant ships prioritized its import, often alongside munitions and fuel. The Ministry knew that losing the tea supply would be a far greater blow to morale than the actual calorie loss.

  • Existing Stocks: Britain maintained significant reserve stocks of tea. They were confident they could manage the supply through rigorous rationing (which was implemented for tea) to ensure everyone received a minimal, morale-boosting amount. The rationing itself did not cause widespread demoralization because the government could promise and deliver a steady, albeit small, supply.

The Decision-Making Process

While there is no record of a major, documented "Cabinet War Debate" over the exact wording of the tea slogan, the decision came from the Ministry of Food's publicity and propaganda departments, which were constantly generating material to support rationing and morale.

  • The Ministry of Food (MoF): Led by figures like Lord Woolton, the MoF was highly effective at using popular culture and simple language to communicate policy. They focused on messages that promoted a sense of equality in sacrifice (everyone gets their fair share) and domestic resourcefulness.

  • The Slogan's Author: The exact origin of the phrase is often attributed to minor officials or copywriters within the propaganda network, rather than a single political figure. Its success lay in its folk wisdom simplicity, which often emerges from collaborative, grassroots advertising efforts.

The lack of public debate or political turmoil over the slogan suggests it was immediately recognized as an excellentpiece of propaganda—it was intuitively correct, highly popular, and successfully reinforced the resilience of the British public.

淘金潮下的黃金新聞:出版業為何在澳洲淘金熱期間至關重要

 

淘金潮下的黃金新聞:出版業為何在澳洲淘金熱期間至關重要

澳洲淘金熱時期的新聞出版史,以比奇沃斯 (Beechworth) 鎮為代表,生動地展示了媒體如何成為殖民地生活的核心。出版業不僅是新聞的來源,它更是為一個快速成長、動盪不安且流動性極高的群體提供商業、政治辯論和社會凝聚力的動力。


出版業的關鍵作用

像比奇沃斯(奧文斯金礦區的中心)這樣的淘金小鎮,報紙之所以蓬勃發展,是源於一系列獨特的因素:

1. 傳播商業與採礦資訊

金礦區人口高度關注經濟活動。《奧文斯與莫瑞廣告報 (The Ovens and Murray Advertiser)》和《憲法與奧文斯採礦情報報 (The Constitution and Ovens Mining Intelligencer)》等報紙提供了至關重要的即時情報:

  • 礦區登記與銷售: 報告新金礦的登記地點,以及礦權的買賣情況。

  • 市場價格: 發布黃金、商品和服務的最新價格,這對於資金充裕但地處偏遠的居民至關重要。

  • 政府公告: 傳達與礦工和商家相關的官方規定、許可證變更和法律通知。

2. 促進政治與社會對話

金礦區吸引了來自世界各地、受過教育且通常熱衷於政治的多元化人口。報紙是當時唯一有效的辯論場所:

  • 政治戰場: 報紙之間往往競爭激烈並有其政治立場,為有關許可費、土地法和殖民地議會代表權等關鍵問題的對立觀點提供了發聲平台。

  • 社區凝聚力: 它們通過報導當地活動、社交聚會和個人通知,將孤立的定居者和礦工聯繫起來,將臨時營地轉變為有組織的殖民城鎮。像約翰·西奇·克拉克 (John Sitch Clark) 這樣身兼出版商、客棧老闆和地方議員的人,往往是有權勢的公眾人物,其影響力橫跨媒體和公民生活。

3. 反映經濟波動

報紙的快速發展直接反映了金礦區經濟的繁榮與蕭條週期。

  • 快速增長: 淘金熱催生了一個即時、受過教育且有資金的受眾,導致多家競爭報紙迅速成立,其中一些甚至發行日報(如 1857 年的《憲法》)。

  • 高度波動: 當黃金產量減少或競爭過於激烈時,報紙會迅速改變發行頻率、名稱,或直接停刊(如《憲法》於 1863 年停止發行日報)。莫特 (Mott) 家族的出版王朝參與了超過 45 份報紙的發行,突顯了這個行業的創業性質和高風險性。


比奇沃斯的出版業王朝

比奇沃斯作為一個印刷中心的成功,得益於關鍵人物和長期發行的報紙:

  • 奧文斯與莫瑞廣告報 (1855): 該地區的中流砥柱,在 理查德·沃倫 (Richard Warren) 等所有者的帶領下延續了一個世紀。它的穩定性表明它在適應不斷變化的經濟環境方面最為成功。

  • 憲法與奧文斯採礦情報報 (1856): 它早期的主要競爭對手,由極具影響力的出版商 喬治·亨利·莫特 (George Henry Mott) 推動,他的家族建立了一個龐大的區域出版帝國。

  • 奧文斯登記報 (1875): 後期的競爭者,最終被佔主導地位的《廣告報》合併,說明了該行業隨著時間推移而競爭整合的趨勢。

19 世紀的出版商不僅是記者,他們還是企業家和公民領袖,他們的努力對於將混亂的金礦區轉變為有結構的澳洲社區至關重要。

The Golden Press: Why Publishing Fueled Australia's Gold Rush Towns

 

The Golden Press: Why Publishing Fueled Australia's Gold Rush Towns

The history of newspaper publishing during the Australian Gold Rushes, epitomized by the town of Beechworth, is a vivid illustration of how media became essential to colonial life. Publishing was not merely a source of news; it was the engine of commerce, political debate, and social cohesion for a rapidly growing, volatile, and transient population.


The Crucial Role of Publishing

Newspapers thrived in gold rush towns like Beechworth—the centre of the Ovens Goldfields—due to a unique combination of factors:

1. Disseminating Commercial and Mining Information

Goldfields populations were intensely focused on economic activity. Papers like The Ovens and Murray Advertiser and The Constitution and Ovens Mining Intelligencer provided vital, time-sensitive intelligence:

  • Claim Registrations and Sales: Reporting on where new gold finds were registered and when claims were bought or sold.

  • Market Prices: Publishing the latest prices for gold, goods, and services, critical for a cash-rich but remote populace.

  • Government Notices: Communicating official rules, license changes, and legal notices relevant to miners and businesses.

2. Fostering Political and Social Discourse

The goldfields drew a diverse, literate, and often politically engaged population from around the world. The newspapers served as the only effective forum for debate:

  • Political Battlegrounds: Papers were often fiercely competitive and politically aligned, giving voice to opposing views on crucial issues like license fees, land laws, and representation in the colonial parliament.

  • Community Cohesion: They connected isolated settlers and miners by reporting on local events, social functions, and personal notices, turning temporary camps into organized colonial towns. Publishers, like John Sitch Clark, who was also a publican and local councillor, were often powerful public figures whose influence spanned media and civic life.

3. Reflecting Economic Volatility

The proliferation of newspapers directly mirrored the boom and bust cycle of the goldfields economy.

  • Rapid Growth: The gold rush created an immediate, literate, and cash-rich audience, leading to the rapid establishment of multiple competing papers, some of which went daily (like the Constitution in 1857).

  • High Volatility: When gold yields waned or competition became too fierce, papers quickly changed frequency, titles, or simply ceased publication (like the Constitution halting daily issues in 1863). The Mott family's publishing dynasty, involved in over 45 newspapers, highlights the entrepreneurial and high-risk nature of the industry.


Beechworth's Publishing Dynasty

Beechworth's success as a printing hub was underscored by key figures and long-running papers:

  • The Ovens and Murray Advertiser (1855): The region's stalwart, enduring the century under proprietors like Richard Warren. Its stability suggests it was the most successful in adapting to the changing economic climate.

  • The Constitution and Ovens Mining Intelligencer (1856): Its main early rival, driven by the highly influential publisher George Henry Mott, whose family created a vast regional publishing empire.

  • The Ovens Register (1875): A later competitor that eventually folded into the dominant Advertiser, illustrating the competitive consolidation of the industry over time.

The 19th-century publishers were more than journalists; they were entrepreneurs and civic leaders whose efforts were critical in transforming the anarchic goldfields into structured Australian communities.

產品設計師視角下的五個嘲諷上帝人類設計的笑話

 

產品設計師視角下的五個嘲諷上帝人類設計的笑話

  • 「作為一個產品設計師,我看到人體就忍不住搖頭。我是說,背部?它根本就是一個單點故障!它應該支撐一輩子的重量和運動,可它的穩定性是...什麼?兩片小小的椎間盤和一些濕麵條?如果我把這個設計擺在焦點小組面前,第一個評論會是:『認真的嗎?沒有冗餘備援?版本 2.0 必須修復。』」

  • 「還有那個『進食和呼吸』的管線——完全是設計災難。它竟然共享同一個入口!這就像把筆記型電腦的數據埠放在冷卻液補充口旁邊一樣。在壓力下,你保證會搞混。我的用戶測試顯示,100% 的受試者都覺得『噎到』這個功能既不直觀又令人沮喪。」

  • 「我很喜歡『睡眠』這個概念。對於能量優化來說,是個很棒的功能。但它的整合卻糟透了。為什麼『關機開關』必須要通過在一個安靜、黑暗的房間裡完全靜止不動,並持續一段不確定的時間才能觸發?我建議在手腕上設計一個簡單的外接式『小睡按鈕』,但不行,客戶堅持要採用『複雜的儀式加上一點點生存焦慮』這種方法。」

  • 「我們來談談膝蓋。它應該是一個鉸鏈關節,對吧?但它卻只能在一個維度上移動。試著把它側向彎曲?立即、災難性的故障。這就像設計了一款高級汽車輪胎,但只要你把方向盤轉超過 10 度它就會爆炸。我跟你說,這就是為什麼我們有這麼多錯誤報告。對於普通用戶來說,這個移動性規範完全不切實際。」

  • 「我曾試圖提出一個更新。我說:『嘿,人腦需要一個更好的文件管理系統。目前的系統把像你三年級老師的名字和 1987 年的歌​​詞這樣重要的東西,存儲在高清永久記憶體裡,卻不斷地覆蓋你早上把鑰匙放哪兒了這個信息。』我得到的回答是:『我們喜歡這種不可預測性。它培養了一種「探索」的感覺。』翻譯過來就是:舊的義大利麵條程式碼(Spaghetti Code)繼續保留。」


5 Product Designer Jokes Critiquing God's Human Design

 

5 Product Designer Jokes Critiquing God's Human Design

  • "As a product designer, I look at the human body and just shake my head. I mean, the back? It’s a single point of failure! It's supposed to hold up a lifetime of weight and movement, and the stability is... what, two tiny discs and some wet spaghetti? If I put this design in front of a focus group, the first comment would be, 'Seriously? No redundant support? Must fix in version 2.0.'"

  • "And the whole 'eating and breathing' pipeline—total design disaster. It shares the same entry point! That's like putting the data port right next to the coolant refill on a laptop. You're guaranteed to mix it up under pressure. My user testing showed that 100% of subjects found the 'choking' feature unintuitive and frustrating."

  • "I love the concept of 'sleep.' Great feature for energy optimization. But the integration is terrible. Why does the 'off switch' have to be triggered by lying completely still in a quiet, dark room for an indeterminate amount of time? I suggested a simple external 'Power Nap' button on the wrist, but no, the client insisted on the 'complex ritual with a side of existential dread' approach."

  • "Let's talk about the knee. It's supposed to be a hinge joint, right? But it only moves in one dimension. Try to bend it sideways? Immediate, catastrophic failure. It’s like designing a premium car tire that explodes if you turn the steering wheel past 10 degrees. I'm telling you, this is why we have so many bug reports. The mobility spec is completely unrealistic for the average user."

  • "I tried to pitch an update. I said, 'Hey, the human brain needs a better file management system. The current one stores key names like your third-grade teacher and song lyrics from 1987 in high-res permanent memory, but constantly overwrites where you left your keys this morning.' The reply I got? 'We like the unpredictability. It fosters a sense of 'quest.' Translation: The old spaghetti code stays."