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2026年5月2日 星期六

官場魔術:當「大嘥鬼」遇上審計署



官場魔術:當「大嘥鬼」遇上審計署

在城市管理的宏大劇場裡,官員們總像是在表演魔術,試圖把一頭大象塞進一頂明明只能裝下兔子的禮帽。2024年,為了推銷阻力重重的垃圾徵費,政府出動了「大嘥鬼」,在社交媒體上眉飛色舞地宣布:廚餘機不再「偏食」了!管它是大豬骨、蜆殼,還是連同膠袋一起丟進去,通通沒問題。那一副「技術勝過一切」的藍圖,描繪得極其美好。

然而,物理定律與生物邏輯從來不聽政府的公關指令。人性趨利避害、好逸惡勞,既然官方說可以省事,市民自然照單全收。政府為了衝高回收率,不惜放寬標準,卻在無意間「毒害」了自己的處理系統。老牌設施 O·PARK1 原本是為了處理經過分類、相對乾淨的商界廚餘而設計的;當全港的煲湯大骨與塑膠雜質排山倒海而來,這台機器開始「消化不良」。

最新一份審計報告揭開了這場公關派對後的宿醉。2025年頭三個月,O·PARK1 接收的「惰性物料」(即無法分解的垃圾)佔比高達 29%,遠超 20% 的設計上限。結果不難預見:設備頻繁故障、堆肥品質不合格、發電量嚴重達不到標。環保署對審計署的解釋充滿了官僚式幽默:為了「正面回應社會需求」並「鼓勵習慣」,明知硬體吃不消,還是硬著頭皮放寬了軟體要求。

更令人冷笑的是公帑的計算。合約規定,營運費應按「除去雜質後」的淨重量計算,環保署匯報時卻是連雜質重量一起計入。審計署一查,這豈不是多付了兩成多的冤枉錢?環保署的回覆則是一段讓人讀了幾遍都看不懂的文字遊戲,大意是「既然收進來了就得計」。

這就是典型的「願景式治理」:推銷大計時講得天花亂墜,質疑技術細節的聲音被當成雜音。一兩年後,苗頭演變成數據,問題浮出水面,審計署查到了,官員便行禮如儀地表示「同意建議」。然後,他們會轉身去描繪下一幅美好的願景,推出下一個宏大計劃。大象依然塞不進帽子,而納稅人依然在為這場拙劣的魔術買單。


The Magic of Digestive Deception: A Tale of Trash and Triumphs

 

The Magic of Digestive Deception: A Tale of Trash and Triumphs

In the grand theater of urban management, officials often behave like a magician trying to shove a full-sized elephant into a hat that clearly fits only a rabbit. In 2024, the Hong Kong government, desperate to sell its stalled waste-charging scheme, launched a PR campaign featuring a mascot telling citizens that their "smart" food waste bins were no longer "picky eaters." Suddenly, pork bones, clam shells, and even plastic bags were welcome guests in the recycling bin. It was a rosy picture of technological salvation.

However, the laws of biology and physics are far less flexible than a government press release. Human nature dictates that if you tell people they can be lazy, they will be. By lowering the threshold to encourage participation, the authorities inadvertently poisoned their own machinery. The older processing facility, O·PARK1, was designed for a "clean diet" of pre-sorted commercial waste. When the masses started dumping soup bones and plastic bags into the system, the facility began to choke.

The latest Audit Report reveals the inevitable hangover from this PR party. In 2025, the proportion of "inert materials" (the junk that can’t be composted) reaching O·PARK1 hit 29%, far exceeding the 20% limit. The machinery broke down frequently, the quality of compost plummeted, and the promised electricity generation failed to meet targets. In a classic display of bureaucratic gymnastics, the Environmental Protection Department admitted they relaxed the rules to "respond to social demand," knowing full well the hardware couldn't handle the software.

Even more cynical is the financial implication: taxpayers might have been overpaying for years. Operations fees are supposed to be calculated based on the weight of waste after the junk is removed, but the department had been reporting the total weight—trash and all—as "processed" waste. When caught, the response was a masterpiece of word salad that essentially said, "We counted it because it arrived."

This is the cycle of the "Rosy Picture" governance. An ambitious plan is sold with smiles and mascots. Critical voices questioning the technical reality are dismissed as noise. A few years later, the Audit Commission uncovers a mountain of inefficiency and wasted public funds. The officials nod, "agree with the recommendations," and immediately pivot to painting the next rosy picture. The elephant is still too big, the hat is still too small, and the taxpayer is still paying for the ticket.