The World, My Friend, Is Becoming One Big Nursery

 

The World, My Friend, Is Becoming One Big Nursery

You know, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about how we got here. Remember when we were supposed to be adults? Responsible for ourselves? Apparently, those days are as gone as a payphone booth. Seems like the whole world’s decided we’re all just a bunch of toddlers, incapable of tying our own shoelaces, let alone managing our own lives.

Take China, for instance. National exams, right? The Gaokao. Thirteen million kids, all trying to get into university. And what do the big AI companies do? ByteDance, DeepSeek, Qwen, Tencent, Moonshot – all of them, they just froze everything. No analyzing exam images, no test-related questions, photo recognition suspended, even some just flat-out went offline. Imagine trying to cheat, getting a "service suspended" message. Good heavens. And then, the authorities are using AI to monitor for suspicious behavior. So, the AI is stopping the cheating, and then the AI is watching the people trying to cheat. It's like having your babysitter also be the one who makes sure you don't sneak extra cookies. For a national exam. Are we really so helpless that we can't be trusted with a pencil and a brain without a digital nanny looking over our shoulder?

And then, you look at what's happening in the UK. We've got a new bill, they call it the "Public Authorities Fraud, Error and Recovery Bill." Sounds sensible enough, doesn't it? Fraud, error, recovery – who doesn't want that? But then you start reading the fine print, and suddenly, it's not so sensible anymore.

The government, through the DWP, they want to peek into your bank account. Balances, transactions, everything. Without a warrant. Without even telling you. Just because, well, maybe you once claimed a benefit. Or, heaven forbid, you got a little bit of that COVID-related money. Is that what we’ve come to? Our personal finances, laid bare, just because some bureaucrat suspects an "error"? I always thought my money was my business. Silly me.

And if they do find something, or think they do, they can just take it. Directly from your bank, or from your wages. No court hearing. No defense. You're guilty until you prove you're not. Remember "innocent until proven guilty"? That was a nice idea, wasn't it? A quaint relic from a bygone era, I suppose. Now, it’s like trying to prove you didn’t eat the last biscuit, when they’ve already taken the whole packet and you’re still hungry.

And if you owe them money, for anything, even a parking ticket you forgot about, they can revoke your driving license in 24 hours. Twenty-four hours! I remember when you needed a good reason for a warrant. Now it sounds like they can just decide you're not fit to drive because you forgot to pay for parking. Is the government going to send a chauffeur to take me to the grocery store then? Or are we just supposed to stay home and wait for them to tell us what to do?

They're expanding their spy powers too. Telecommunications companies, councils, banks – they can all be forced to hand over your private data. And they can investigate you for up to twelve years. Twelve years! I'm still trying to remember what I had for breakfast last Tuesday, and they want to dig through my life for a decade plus two. It makes you wonder, is anything really private anymore? Your thoughts, your habits, your purchases… it’s all just data, isn’t it? For them to sift through.

And home raids? Warrants issued in 24 hours for "pretty much anything." I always thought your home was your castle. A place where you had some semblance of privacy, some control. Now, it sounds like they can just pop by to see what you've got in your sock drawer if they feel like it.

It's a curious thing, isn't it? On one hand, we're told we're too dumb to be trusted with our own exams without AI cracking down. On the other, we're treated as potential fraudsters in our own homes, our bank accounts an open book, our lives fair game for a twelve-year inspection.

They say it’s all for our own good, of course. To stop cheating. To combat fraud. To recover money. And who can argue with that? Nobody wants fraud. Nobody wants cheating. But when the solutions involve treating every single one of us as a suspect, when they erode the very foundations of privacy and personal autonomy, it makes you wonder. Who are we, really? Are we citizens, capable of managing our own affairs, or are we just… subjects? Little pieces on a big board, waiting for the hand of authority to move us around? It certainly feels less like a world of adults, and more like one big, over-regulated nursery.