The Ponzi of the Chalkboard: How Yesterday’s Teachers Ate Tomorrow’s Schoolkids

Human beings are, at their evolutionary core, masters of generational plunder disguised as social solidarity. In the ancestral savanna, an elder was respected because their memory held the location of water holes during a drought. In the modern bureaucratic state, elders hold something far more lucrative: an unbreakable legal lien on the blood, sweat, and tax dollars of generations yet unborn.

Consider the recent outrage in France, where students periodically march through cobblestone streets screaming that their government neglects education. On paper, the state spends $13,787 per student annually—nearly two percent above the OECD average. Yet classrooms crumble, materials shrink, and teachers feel broke. Where does the fortune vanish?

It turns out that thirty-two percent of the Education Ministry’s budget never touches a blackboard or a student. It pays the pensions of yesterday’s staff. A French teacher costs the state roughly €85,000 a year; the teacher receives €37,000,while €35,000 is immediately siphoned off to fund the comfortable retirement of those who came before. None of that money is saved for the working teacher’s own future. It is a textbook state-sanctioned pyramid scheme.

To a cynical observer of statecraft and human nature, this is not a policy failure; it is the natural endpoint of democracy.Voting apes will always vote to award themselves current benefits funded by future strangers. Ancient kings built massive stone pyramids using forced labor to guarantee their afterlife; modern democracies build massive unfunded pension structures to guarantee their voters’ golden years, passing the bill to teenagers who cannot yet vote.

The tragedy of the modern welfare state is its persistent moral posturing. Politicians stand at podiums weeping for the children's future, while quietly feeding those same children’s seed corn to the retired grey-haired demographic that actually turns out on election day.

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拿子孫的種子，餵養昨日的幽靈

人類在生物學的底層邏輯裡，本質上一群精通將「世代掠奪」包裝成「社會團結」的高級靈長類。在原始大草原上，部落長老受人尊敬，是因為他們的記憶裡藏著旱季尋找水源的秘密；而在現代官僚國家裡，長老們握有的東西可貴得多——那是對尚未出生的下一代血汗與稅金的合法索償權。

看看法國最近的荒誕景象吧。學生們動不動就走上石板路遊行，憤怒地抗議政府忽視教育、經費不足。然而在帳面上，法國每年在每個學生身上砸下 13,787 美元，比經濟合作與發展組織（OECD）的平均值高出近百分之二。但教室依然破舊、教材依然短缺，老師們依然覺得貧窮。那這筆天文數字到底流去了哪裡？

答案令人啼笑皆非：教育條例預算中的百分之三十二，壓根就沒碰過黑板或學生。它全部拿去支付上一代教職員的退休金了。一位法國教師每年耗費國家約 85,000 歐元；老師自己拿走 37,000 歐元，而高達 35,000 歐元則被立刻抽走，用來滋養前人的退休生活。這筆錢沒有一毛是為眼前這位正在上課的老師存的。這是一場標準由國家背書的龐氏騙局。

看透政治權術與人性弱點的人都知道，這絕非政策失誤，而是民主制度運作到終點的必然結果。手握選票的靈長類，永遠會投票給自己頒發福利，然後把帳單甩給未來的陌生人。古代法老動用奴隸修築巨石金字塔，以確保自己的來世；現代民主國家則建立起龐大的無資產準備退休金體系，以確保選民的晚年，並把帳單塞給連投票權都還沒有的青少年。

現代福利國家最深沉的悲劇，莫過於它永無止境的道德偽善。政客們站在台上為「孩子們的未來」痛哭流涕，私底下卻冷酷地把這些孩子未來的種子糧，親手端給了那些真正能在投票日走進投票所的白髮族群。

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