2025年4月24日 星期四

Let's break down this bottle of hope and see what's really inside

 Alright, let's cut the crap. You're looking at this Watsons "Treatment Shampoo Yoghurt*" thing, probably because it says "Yoghurt" and "Treatment" and promises silky salon hair at home for cheap. Let's break down this bottle of hope and see what's really inside, from a consumer psychologist and chemist perspective – meaning, no marketing BS, just the raw facts you deserve.

The Marketing Spiel vs. Chemical Reality:

  1. "Treatment Shampoo Yoghurt for Rough or Curly Hair":

    • Psychology: "Treatment" sounds clinical, effective. "Yoghurt" sounds natural, wholesome, conditioning. Targets a specific group (rough/curly) making you feel seen. It’s designed to make you think this is a targeted, potent solution beyond mere cleaning.

    • Chemistry: Look at the ingredients. Aqua (Water) is first. Then Sodium Coco-Sulfate and Ammonium Laureth Sulfate. Hold up. We'll get back to those. Where's the yoghurt? Yogurt Powder is WAY down the list, after fragrance, preservatives, thickeners, and synthetic conditioning agents (Polyquaternium-7, Polyquaternium-10). This means there's likely a minuscule amount. It's "ingredient list decoration," primarily for marketing. Its actual conditioning effect in a rinse-off shampoo at that concentration? Negligible. It's basically a standard shampoo scented or inspired by yoghurt.

  2. "Enjoy a salon treatment for your hair at home":

    • Psychology: Appeals to aspiration and value. Get luxury results without the salon price tag.

    • Reality: This is pure fantasy. A salon treatment involves concentrated actives, often heat activation, and professional application. This is a bottle of surfactants, water, some conditioning polymers, and fragrance you rinse down the drain in 30 seconds. It cannot replicate a salon treatment. Period.

  3. "Reinforced with... Keratin... Biotin and 11 types of Amino Acid":

    • Psychology: Sounds scientific, advanced, reparative. Ticks all the buzzword boxes. Makes you feel you're getting potent goodies.

    • Chemistry:

      • Keratin / Hydrolyzed Keratin: Yes, they're proteins found in hair. Hydrolyzed means broken down to smaller bits. They can temporarily patch the hair cuticle, giving a smoother feel. But they're listed very low down, meaning low concentration. In a shampoo that you rinse off quickly? The effect is minimal and temporary. It’s not deep repair.

      • Biotin: Linked to hair growth when taken internally. Topically, especially in a rinse-off product? Evidence for significant benefit is weak to non-existent. Marketing dust.

      • Amino Acids: The building blocks of proteins (like keratin). Yes, there's a list of them (Arginine, Aspartic Acid, etc.). They can act as humectants and offer some minor conditioning. But again, they're low on the list, rinsed off quickly. Nice to have, but don't expect miracles. It's like adding a vitamin pill crumb to a cake and calling it health food.

  4. "Make hair more resilient... maintain scalp health... long-lasting moisture... silky-smooth results":

    • Psychology: Vague, positive promises everyone wants.

    • Chemistry:

      • Resilience/Anti-breakage: Mostly achieved by reducing friction. The Polyquaternium-7 and -10 do this. They coat the hair, making it feel smoother and less prone to tangling while wet. That's not strengthening the hair core.

      • Scalp Health: Basic cleansing removes oil and buildup. There's nothing specific here for active scalp treatment (like anti-dandruff agents, etc.). The sulfates might even irritate sensitive scalps.

      • Moisture/Smoothness: Glycerin, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Polyquaternium agents, and the trace amino acids provide some humectant and film-forming effects. "Long-lasting"? Not from a shampoo alone. That's the conditioner's job (or in their case, the "Treatment Wax" they want you to buy).

  5. "Free from Paraben Mineral Oil Silicones SLES SLS MI/MIT Alcohol":

    • Psychology: Plays on fear ("chemophobia") and the "clean beauty" trend. Makes you feel safe and virtuous.

    • Chemistry - THE ASYMMETRIC TRUTH BOMB:

      • Paraben, Mineral Oil, MI/MIT, Alcohol Free: Fine, standard practice for many brands now. Mineral oil isn't used in shampoos anyway. "Alcohol" usually means drying short-chain alcohols, not fatty alcohols (which are conditioning).

      • Silicones Free: Okay, they replaced silicones (which provide slip and shine) with Polyquaternium-7 and -10. These are conditioning polymers (plastics, essentially) that can build up on some hair types, especially fine or low-porosity hair, requiring a clarifying shampoo eventually. So you swapped one potential issue for another.

      • SLES / SLS Free - THIS IS MISLEADING NONSENSE. Look at the ingredients: Sodium Coco-Sulfate (SCS) and Ammonium Laureth Sulfate (ALES).

        • SCS is chemically VERY similar to SLS (Sodium Lauryl Sulfate). It's derived from coconut oil but contains a mixture of fatty sulfates, including a significant chunk of Lauryl Sulfate. It functions almost identically and can be just as stripping or irritating for many people.

        • ALES is chemically VERY similar to SLES (Sodium Laureth Sulfate). It's the ammonium salt version instead of the sodium salt. Again, functions almost identically, potentially slightly less irritating than its SLS/SCS counterparts for some, but still a strong sulfate cleanser.

        • The Truth: They removed the exact acronyms SLS/SLES that consumers are trained to fear, and replaced them with functionally equivalent sulfates. It’s a marketing loophole. You're still getting a traditional, potentially harsh sulfate-based cleanse. This is NOT a gentle, sulfate-free shampoo in the way most consumers understand the term.

The Brutal Bottom Line:

  • What it IS: A standard, budget-friendly shampoo using Sodium Coco-Sulfate and Ammonium Laureth Sulfate as primary cleansers (read: traditional, potentially stripping sulfates). It contains synthetic conditioning polymers (Polyquaternium) to provide slip and counteract the harshness, plus tiny amounts of trendy ingredients (Yoghurt, Keratin, Biotin, Amino Acids) mostly for marketing fluff and label appeal.

  • What it's NOT: A "salon treatment," a significant source of yoghurt/keratin/biotin benefits, truly "sulfate-free" in function, or a magic bullet for rough/curly hair (sulfates can often be drying for curls).

  • Who might be okay with it: People with robust scalps and oily hair who aren't sensitive to sulfates (even if they think they're avoiding SLS/SLES), people who want a basic clean with some detangling help from the polyquats, and those primarily motivated by the low price and pleasant smell.

  • Who should probably AVOID it: Anyone with a sensitive scalp, very dry or damaged hair, fine hair prone to buildup, or those genuinely seeking a mild, truly sulfate-free cleanse (look for ingredients like Cocamidopropyl Betaine higher up, or glucosides, isethionates, taurates as primary cleansers). If you follow the Curly Girl Method strictly, this is likely a no-go due to the sulfates (SCS/ALES) and potentially the polyquats depending on your routine.

Final Word: Don't be fooled by the pretty packaging and buzzwords. This is basic chemistry wrapped in psychological manipulation. It cleans your hair? Yes. Will it perform miracles or replicate a salon? Absolutely not. The biggest deception is the "SLS/SLES Free" claim while using functionally identical sulfates. Manage your expectations – it's a cheap shampoo trying to look expensive and sophisticated. Use the recycled bottle claim to feel good, because the contents are decidedly average and slightly dishonest in their marketing. Use with the "Treatment Wax" (conditioner) they recommend? Probably necessary to get any decent softness after using these sulfates.



*Description  Watsons Treatment Shampoo Yoghurt for Rough or Curly Hair  Enjoy a salon treatment for your hair at home. Reinforced with hair-strengthening Keratin, this exclusive blend combines the beauty vitamin Biotin and 11 types of Amino Acid to help make hair more resilient and maintain scalp health while imparting long-lasting moisture for beautiful, silky-smooth results. Yoghurt Deep conditioning Pro-Vitamin B5 Anti-breakage amp;seal split ends Free from Paraben Mineral Oil Silicones SLES SLS MI/MIT Alcohol    Keep out of reach of children. Avoid contact with eyes. If contact occurs, rinse immediately with water. If any irritation occurs, stop use and consult a doctor if necessary. Promote a reduced usage of virgin materials by using recycled content instead.The bottle is made with 30 Post-Consumer Recycled plastic.

Product Usage

Apply to wet hair and massage into the scalp. Rinse thoroughly. For optimal results, use with Watsons Yoghurt Treatment Wax.

Ingredients

Aqua (Water), Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Ammonium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Benzoate, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Phenoxyethanol, Citric Acid, Glycol Distearate, Parfum (Fragrance), Glycerin, Laureth-4, Polyquaternium-7, Polyquaternium-10, Propylene Glycol, Panthenol, Yogurt Powder, Urea, Disodium Phosphate, Sodium PCA, Biotin, Sodium Lactate, Arginine, Keratin, Aspartic Acid, PCA, Hydrolyzed Keratin, Glycine, Alanine, Serine, Valine, Isoleucine, Proline, Threonine, Histidine, Phenylalanine

400mL bottle for Baht 109