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2026年4月24日 星期五

The Cannibalism of the State: The 1975 Triage

 

The Cannibalism of the State: The 1975 Triage

History is rarely a march toward progress; it is a frantic scramble to avoid the abyss. We like to dress up our national decisions in the finery of "values" and "destiny," but beneath the silk lies the cold, hard logic of the biological organism. When a tribe is starving, it doesn't debate philosophy—it decides which member is the most edible.

In 1975, the United Kingdom was not a proud empire choosing a continental partner; it was a shivering, post-imperial husk performing self-amputation to survive a gangrenous economy. They called it the European Economic Community (EEC) referendum. In reality, it was a fire sale of sovereignty.

To understand this, look at the "human export" models of history. Whether it was the Meiji-era Karayuki-san sold into overseas brothels to fund Japanese warships, or South Korean miners sent to the depths of the Ruhr to stabilize a national budget, the state has always treated its citizens as high-octane fuel. In 1975, the British government didn’t export bodies; it exported the democratic agency of its people.

The "Sick Man of Europe" was flatlining. With inflation at 25%, the social contract wasn't just torn; it was being used as kindling. Harold Wilson, a man who looked like he had been marinated in fatigue, offered the public a choice that wasn't a choice: join the European market or starve in dignified isolation.

The irony was delicious and dark. A young Margaret Thatcher donned a pro-Europe sweater, seeing the EEC as a capitalist cudgel to break the unions. Meanwhile, Tony Benn—the aristocrat turned socialist prophet—screamed about the loss of democracy, only to be dismissed as a radical loon.

The "bare ape" is a creature of immediate survival. The state knows this. In 1975, the elite used the oldest tool in the evolutionary kit: fear. They promised a future without coffee or wine if the "No" vote won. Terrified of an empty larder, the public voted for a cage with better catering.

Sovereignty is a luxury for the fed. For the desperate, it is merely something to be bartered for the next meal. The ledger of nations is always balanced in the same currency: the autonomy of the individual sacrificed to keep the furnace of the state burning for one more night.


2026年4月7日 星期二

The French Paradox: A Centuries-Old Tradition of Setting Oneself on Fire

 

The French Paradox: A Centuries-Old Tradition of Setting Oneself on Fire

If history were a high school drama, France would be the student who burns down their own house just to spite the neighbor’s fence. There is a magnificent, almost poetic arrogance in French diplomacy—a recurring belief that they can outsmart the "crude" Anglo-Saxons by playing footsie with radicals. The 1970s saga with Ayatollah Khomeini is perhaps the crown jewel of French political masochism.

Resenting the Shah’s pivot toward the Americans and his stubbornness on energy deals, Paris decided that a bearded cleric living in a French suburb was the perfect "moderate" alternative. The French intelligentsia, then hopelessly intoxicated by Maoism and the romantic aesthetics of the Cultural Revolution, looked at Khomeini and saw a "revolutionary hero" fighting autocracy. They didn't see a theocrat; they saw a cool, exotic rebel. It was a projection of Western leftist fantasies onto a man whose world-view was diametrically opposed to everything the French Enlightenment stood for.

The fallout was a masterclass in irony. Once the revolution succeeded, the Islamic Republic didn't thank France with cheap oil and "merci." Instead, they labeled France "the Little Satan." To the clerics, French liberalism wasn't an inspiration; it was a swamp of decadence and "Westoxification" that needed to be purged. By the 1980s, France’s "hospitality" was repaid with a wave of bombings in Paris subways and department stores. They tried to use a refugee to influence Middle Eastern politics, and instead, they imported a holy war that ended in broken glass and severed diplomatic ties.

But then, this is the country that bankrupted itself to help the American Revolution—not out of a love for democracy, but purely to ruin Britain’s day—only to trigger the French Revolution and the guillotine at home. France has spent centuries engaging in self-destructive political gambling, proving that the only thing more dangerous than a French enemy is a French official with a "brilliant" plan for a foreign regime change.