The French Paradox: A Centuries-Old Tradition of Setting Oneself on Fire
If history were a high school drama, France would be the student who burns down their own house just to spite the neighbor’s fence. There is a magnificent, almost poetic arrogance in French diplomacy—a recurring belief that they can outsmart the "crude" Anglo-Saxons by playing footsie with radicals. The 1970s saga with Ayatollah Khomeini is perhaps the crown jewel of French political masochism.
Resenting the Shah’s pivot toward the Americans and his stubbornness on energy deals, Paris decided that a bearded cleric living in a French suburb was the perfect "moderate" alternative. The French intelligentsia, then hopelessly intoxicated by Maoism and the romantic aesthetics of the Cultural Revolution, looked at Khomeini and saw a "revolutionary hero" fighting autocracy. They didn't see a theocrat; they saw a cool, exotic rebel. It was a projection of Western leftist fantasies onto a man whose world-view was diametrically opposed to everything the French Enlightenment stood for.
The fallout was a masterclass in irony. Once the revolution succeeded, the Islamic Republic didn't thank France with cheap oil and "merci." Instead, they labeled France "the Little Satan." To the clerics, French liberalism wasn't an inspiration; it was a swamp of decadence and "Westoxification" that needed to be purged. By the 1980s, France’s "hospitality" was repaid with a wave of bombings in Paris subways and department stores. They tried to use a refugee to influence Middle Eastern politics, and instead, they imported a holy war that ended in broken glass and severed diplomatic ties.
But then, this is the country that bankrupted itself to help the American Revolution—not out of a love for democracy, but purely to ruin Britain’s day—only to trigger the French Revolution and the guillotine at home. France has spent centuries engaging in self-destructive political gambling, proving that the only thing more dangerous than a French enemy is a French official with a "brilliant" plan for a foreign regime change.
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