The Grand British Carousel: Brexit and the Art of Revolving Doors
On June 23, 2016, the British public decided to leap off a perfectly functional bridge in the name of "sovereignty." They voted 51.9% in favor of Brexit, presumably expecting a golden age of national rejuvenation. Instead, they got a decade of economic stagnation, inflation that eats paychecks for breakfast, and a political leadership carousel that would make a toddler dizzy.
Since that fateful summer day, Britain has burned through five Prime Ministers in less than ten years. It’s an impressive feat of institutional instability. We’ve seen the grand posturing of the Brexiteers dissolve into a frantic scramble for relevance, as the reality of economic isolation set in. When a nation finds itself in a long-term hangover from a party they threw for themselves, it’s only natural for the populace to get restless. The economy is sputtering, the price of basics is rising, and the voters are predictably swinging toward the extremes, looking for a savior—or at least someone new to blame.
There is a grim, evolutionary humor in this. Humans are tribal creatures, hardwired to seek out "clean breaks" and "new dawns" when things go sideways. We love the idea of a reset button. But in the real world, actions have consequences that don't care about your national narrative. The UK tried to rewrite its geography by voting for isolation, only to find that the laws of economics are far more stubborn than a populist slogan.
Watching a modern democracy cycle through leaders like a malfunctioning blender is a stark reminder of our darker instincts. We want the thrill of revolution without the tedious labor of rebuilding. So, we change the leader, hoping the new face will magically fix the mess created by the last one. It’s a classic displacement activity: if we keep the "revolving door" spinning fast enough, maybe no one will notice that the building is starting to lean. The truth? It’s not the Prime Ministers who are the problem—it’s the collective delusion that you can dismantle the foundations of your house and still expect the roof to stay up.
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